Just thought this would be a cool new topic. If there is already one in existence please let me know so I can delete this one, or a mod can do it. As for me I finished my under tail project and rode the crap out of it.
What did you do to your SV today? (mods, farkles, maintenance, etc)
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A turd in one's slacks aint my idea of 'magical'.
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No but I would consider it "special"!
Fun fact of the day: You have a 1 in 34 chance of accidentally pooping in your pants today.
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I doubt that. That number becomes greater and greater with each passing year. We'll be conservative and say that I haven't pooped my pants for at least the past 20 years (I'm much older than that).
I don't think it adds up.
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We heard it on the radio this morning, it has to be true.
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That's what I thought too. But if you think about it statistically:
There are how many children still in diapers... How many elderly who are incontinent... How many baby boomers crap their pants every day? How many people taking a medication or diet pills that cause you to poop your pants? (see Alli.)
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How many drunk dudes trying to impress their buddies with a wicked fart?
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Cool! This thread turned into an e-dick measuring contest! I've got 3 inches hard!
Day after Christmas, about 20F and snowing. The snow started sticking to the roads way faster than I had thought. I rode the last few miles home at about 10mph with the ass end all over the place, and I didn't dare touch the front brakes. Made it home without dropping it... Somehow (definitely luck, not skill).
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Day after Christmas, about 20F and snowing. The snow started sticking to the roads way faster than I had thought. I rode the last few miles home at about 10mph with the ass end all over the place, and I didn't dare touch the front brakes. Made it home without dropping it... Somehow (definitely luck, not skill).
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I had to double check to see what thread I was on; it's really drifted away from "What did you do to your SV today" to pooping in pants and other stuff. Maybe winter brings out strange topics when normal activities are put on hold due to funky weather.
Maybe.
Spring is coming, though!
Maybe.
Spring is coming, though!
Jesus, Max. This is like the third thread where you've 1-upped my travels :lmao: :vroom:
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Thanks!
I've been stalking you for quite some time now actually. While we're on the subject, could you quit closing your blinds at night? Thanks.
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They took away our other motorcycle related thread and put it in the open forum :dontknow:
Did Fatty get pie by Thursday? Or get a real girls bike?
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