[ASCSurveyor]

...entertain me.

 

[Jawn]

This should be good.

 

[SDRider]

You ride a Harley!

 

[vwgti303]

you're a 1%er. Like me yo.

 

[Hezz]

... the chance of death and injury is completely overshadowed by the certainty of feeling alive.

 

[Zach]

...you polish your dome and your chrome

 

[Suzanne]

your willing to pull your bike in the house and throw your furniture out. Like me.

 

[vwgti303]

Your bike it over 1200ccs and is lucky to put out 50 horses.

 

[YinYang]

Every pair of jeans you have is oil stained below the knees!

That's what I get for riding older twins!

 

[Trambo]

... you constantly say things like "Screw it, let's ride."

 

[enrico vespa]

You know what gangsta whites are.

 

[Trambo]

You have a 2 car garage, but can't park cars in it because of all the motorcycles & bike related stuff already in there.

 

[branski]

your ride a bike and are not an imaginary person

 

[Verbal Kint]

waffles.

 

[JEFF 07SV650S]

If you actually mutter the phrase I'm "born to ride"

 

[ASCSurveyor]

waffles.

Did you forget your pill?

 

[Iakayak81]

you have spent more time/money working on the bike in the last month than riding ;D

 

[Cut]

your ride a bike and are not an imaginary person

lol

/thread

 

[DieTrying310]

You skip making a grocery run because that's time you could be working on your bike.

 

[ASCSurveyor]

you have spent more time/money working on the bike in the last month than riding ;D

SMA.