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So I'm at a bar, not having much fun, because the bar scene is really not my thing. But whatever, it's my friends birthday, and I love him to death so I go there to buy him a few drinks. After awhile I start getting really bored, so I have a beer and a smoke. Then I see this really attractive girl my age, who is sitting with her friends, looking at the floor, clearly bored out of her mind. I walk up to her and tap her on the shoulder, and say "You don't look like you're having much fun, wanna dance?" and she replies "I'm sick". So I'm a little taken aback at the weird response, and reply "what are you sick with." Then she looks and me and says "I'm pregnant."
After about 30 seconds of staring at her, and being completely taken aback, I say "Wow, that is the most effective line at getting me out of here, I've ever heard." I turn around, and walk away.
Seriously?! Who the hell says that? ???
After about 30 seconds of staring at her, and being completely taken aback, I say "Wow, that is the most effective line at getting me out of here, I've ever heard." I turn around, and walk away.
Seriously?! Who the hell says that? ???