[Zach]

Two peanuts were walking through central park and one was a salted.

 

[VTWINPOWER]

I'm Sofa King We Todd It

 

[r3t1awr3yd]

Three guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks.

 

[branski]

How did the Polish astronauts safely land on the Sun?

They flew at night!

 

[Zach]

What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites whiter?












BLEA-OTCH!

 

[silversx80]

Did you hear about the farmer?



He was out-standing in his field.

 

[Zach]

Did you hear about the chandelier symposium?

it was enlightening.

 

[Noozpaz]

You Suck!

 

[solidONE]

What do the Chinese call women with lop sided breasts?

Wan Hung Lo

 

[silversx80]

Did you hear about the recent discovery of a lesbian dinosaur?



It's called lickalotopuss.

 

[J-Dog]

What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites whiter?












BLEA-OTCH!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?












Dr. Dre.

 

[J-Dog]

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
















None, Emo kids sit in the dark.

 

[DarkMatter]

what do you get if you stand 10 blondes side by side?
















a wind tunnel

 

[raab02]

I wish my lawn was emo.






Then it would cut itself.

 

[frick]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud.

 

[silversx80]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?






She was a woman.

 

[r3t1awr3yd]

What's brown and sticky?



















A stick.

 

[silversx80]

A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "I'll have a gin...

...

...

...

... and a tonic."

The bartender replies, "sure, but why the long pause?"

"Oh, I've had these my whole life."

 

[Iakayak81]

A seal walks into the bar, hops up on the stool.

bartender aske 'what can i get ya'

seal responds ' anything but a Canadian club on the rocks'

 

[arimichael]

A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." The mushroom says "Hey, I'm a fun guy."