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Two peanuts were walking through central park and one was a salted.
 

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I'm Sofa King We Todd It
 

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What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites whiter?












BLEA-OTCH!
 

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Did you hear about the chandelier symposium?

it was enlightening.
 

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What do the Chinese call women with lop sided breasts?

Wan Hung Lo
 

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How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
















None, Emo kids sit in the dark.
 

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what do you get if you stand 10 blondes side by side?
















a wind tunnel
 

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A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "I'll have a gin...

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... and a tonic."

The bartender replies, "sure, but why the long pause?"

"Oh, I've had these my whole life."
 

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A seal walks into the bar, hops up on the stool.

bartender aske 'what can i get ya'

seal responds ' anything but a Canadian club on the rocks'
 

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A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." The mushroom says "Hey, I'm a fun guy."
 
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