Two peanuts were walking through central park and one was a salted.
Zach · SV Hadder Joined May 14, 2006 · 10,486 Posts Discussion Starter • #1 • Mar 2, 2009 Two peanuts were walking through central park and one was a salted.
r3t1awr3yd · Lifer Joined Oct 8, 2007 · 5,220 Posts #3 • Mar 2, 2009 Three guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks.
branski · Registered Joined Sep 7, 2007 · 308 Posts #4 • Mar 2, 2009 How did the Polish astronauts safely land on the Sun? They flew at night!
Zach · SV Hadder Joined May 14, 2006 · 10,486 Posts Discussion Starter • #5 • Mar 2, 2009 What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites whiter? BLEA-OTCH!
silversx80 · Banned Member Joined Oct 5, 2007 · 4,562 Posts #6 • Mar 2, 2009 Did you hear about the farmer? He was out-standing in his field.
Zach · SV Hadder Joined May 14, 2006 · 10,486 Posts Discussion Starter • #7 • Mar 2, 2009 Did you hear about the chandelier symposium? it was enlightening.
S solidONE · Banned Joined Mar 24, 2007 · 2,973 Posts #9 • Mar 2, 2009 What do the Chinese call women with lop sided breasts? Wan Hung Lo
silversx80 · Banned Member Joined Oct 5, 2007 · 4,562 Posts #10 • Mar 2, 2009 Did you hear about the recent discovery of a lesbian dinosaur? It's called lickalotopuss.
J-Dog · 45% Member Joined Jan 7, 2008 · 7,585 Posts #11 • Mar 2, 2009 Zach said: What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites whiter? BLEA-OTCH! Click to expand... What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
Zach said: What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites whiter? BLEA-OTCH! Click to expand... What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
J-Dog · 45% Member Joined Jan 7, 2008 · 7,585 Posts #12 • Mar 2, 2009 How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Emo kids sit in the dark.
DarkMatter · Registered Joined Jun 4, 2007 · 683 Posts #13 • Mar 2, 2009 what do you get if you stand 10 blondes side by side? a wind tunnel
raab02 · Registered Joined Feb 8, 2008 · 2,922 Posts #14 • Mar 2, 2009 I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
frick · Registered Joined Jan 10, 2008 · 5,174 Posts #15 • Mar 2, 2009 Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.
silversx80 · Banned Member Joined Oct 5, 2007 · 4,562 Posts #16 • Mar 2, 2009 Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman.
r3t1awr3yd · Lifer Joined Oct 8, 2007 · 5,220 Posts #17 • Mar 2, 2009 What's brown and sticky? A stick.
silversx80 · Banned Member Joined Oct 5, 2007 · 4,562 Posts #18 • Mar 2, 2009 A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... ... and a tonic." The bartender replies, "sure, but why the long pause?" "Oh, I've had these my whole life."
A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... ... and a tonic." The bartender replies, "sure, but why the long pause?" "Oh, I've had these my whole life."
Iakayak81 · Premium Member Joined Apr 19, 2007 · 2,654 Posts #19 • Mar 2, 2009 A seal walks into the bar, hops up on the stool. bartender aske 'what can i get ya' seal responds ' anything but a Canadian club on the rocks'
A seal walks into the bar, hops up on the stool. bartender aske 'what can i get ya' seal responds ' anything but a Canadian club on the rocks'
arimichael · King of D'bags Joined Sep 16, 2003 · 3,579 Posts #20 • Mar 2, 2009 A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." The mushroom says "Hey, I'm a fun guy."
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." The mushroom says "Hey, I'm a fun guy."