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Two peanuts were walking through central park and one was a salted.
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I'm Sofa King We Todd It
Three guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks.
How did the Polish astronauts safely land on the Sun?

They flew at night!
What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites whiter?

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Did you hear about the farmer?

He was out-standing in his field.
Did you hear about the chandelier symposium?

it was enlightening.
What do the Chinese call women with lop sided breasts?

Wan Hung Lo
Did you hear about the recent discovery of a lesbian dinosaur?

It's called lickalotopuss.
What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites whiter?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.
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How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, Emo kids sit in the dark.
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what do you get if you stand 10 blondes side by side?

a wind tunnel
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I wish my lawn was emo.

Then it would cut itself.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud.
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She was a woman.
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
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A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "I'll have a gin...




... and a tonic."

The bartender replies, "sure, but why the long pause?"

"Oh, I've had these my whole life."
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A seal walks into the bar, hops up on the stool.

bartender aske 'what can i get ya'

seal responds ' anything but a Canadian club on the rocks'
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." The mushroom says "Hey, I'm a fun guy."
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