[asus]

It's not like I wrote it, so don't get mad at me...okay!


I was so depressed after all the recent stock market drop that I called Lifeline.

I got a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal......





They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

[jeff721]

It would be inappropriate-er if you were American, but since you're a "neighbor to the north" - hilarious.

 

[TBone]

You can tell its from Canadia because of the funny spelling!