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COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm

Thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at t he windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write

Proposals and track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say

I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.

What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with

Some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START".............
 

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Sad to say, but I'm guessing most of the people on here don't even know who Abbott and Costello are. I'm glad I do!

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Sad to say, but I'm guessing most of the people on here don't even know who Abbott and Costello are. I'm glad I do!

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I know A & C, I was bored after the tenth line. Just isn't funny. Then I scrolled downto see there was like 100 more lines of this joke. F that.
 

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Sad to say, but I'm guessing most of the people on here don't even know who Abbott and Costello are. I'm glad I do!

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A few years ago (well, for many of you, many years ago) my kids were laughing at a cartoon squirrel on some popular TV show. In the cartoon, the squirrel was disturbed by the noise/music at Woodstock and she asked a question. There was an extended:
"Who's that?"
"Who"
Who's playing, that's who"
"Yes"
"What? Yes is playing?"
"No, Who"
etc. exchange. You get the point.

My kids (now 31 and 24) were appalled at my suggestion that somebody else had originated this hilarious exchange. So I went out (pre-You Tube) and rented a VHS tape of Abbot and Costello doing "Who's on First."
 

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A few years ago (well, for many of you, many years ago) my kids were laughing at a cartoon squirrel on some popular TV show. In the cartoon, the squirrel was disturbed by the noise/music at Woodstock and she asked a question. There was an extended:
"Who's that?"
"Who"
Who's playing, that's who"
"Yes"
"What? Yes is playing?"
"No, Who"
etc. exchange. You get the point.

My kids (now 31 and 24) were appalled at my suggestion that somebody else had originated this hilarious exchange. So I went out (pre-You Tube) and rented a VHS tape of Abbot and Costello doing "Who's on First."
Fatass 1 Kids 0
 

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A few years ago (well, for many of you, many years ago) my kids were laughing at a cartoon squirrel on some popular TV show. In the cartoon, the squirrel was disturbed by the noise/music at Woodstock and she asked a question.

Classic!



I laughed so hard the first time I saw it [many] years ago.
 

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It's one thing to get quoted in a sig line. It's another to have a line hunted down from another thread and transplanted. I'm feeling pretty special right now. Not window licker special, mind you.


Anytime.
 
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