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it is that time of the year again. The creature named the squid (scientific name: Squidius-Dumbassus-maximus) emerges from its den. It has spent the past months hiding from the cold drinking beer and eating fatty foods. The squid can be found riding down public roads on over powered motorcycle machines. The squid is a sub-species of the Motorcyclist. The difference is that over time the Motorcyclist (scientific name: Smartus-Geared-Baconus-Rider) has evolved and learned to protect itself in its urban habitat. The Squid tries to find a mate by wearing a little clothing possible. They also preform matting signals such as the "wheelie" and the "endo." The squid has not developed navigational skills so most of their time is spent going in straight lines. Inevitably the Squid does have accidents and without the protective covering they are fatally injured. Some how even without its protective covering the squid species still multiplies and passes their traits to their offspring. it is a mystery how the Squid is not an endangered or extinct animal.
yes the squids were out in full force today. Spotted two on SVs.
Hope everyone who has this weather is enjoying it. Have a good day
Smitty OUT! ;D
yes the squids were out in full force today. Spotted two on SVs.
Hope everyone who has this weather is enjoying it. Have a good day
Smitty OUT! ;D
