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ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.
 

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I bet she loved his nuts!!!

Hey honey you wanna come home with me and slap chop my nuts!!

Hey babe I'm Vince, is your tuna bored??

Hey sweetie wanna come back to my hotel room and see my sham wow??

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I bet she loved his nuts!!!

Hey honey you wanna come home with me and slap chop my nuts!!

Hey babe I'm Vince, is your tuna bored??

Hey sweetie wanna come back to my hotel room and see my sham wow??

:)

I can honestly say I didn't follow any of what you just said. All I know is that you said "tuna". :confused2:
 

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Shamwow I'm a little b!tch who got beat up by a woman. ;D
 

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I'd hit that too!! ;D

 

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Who would kiss a hooker let alone do one? What a chump. i wonder what Billy Mayes has done? I am sure he has used his "Mighty Putty" for some freaky stuff.
 

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Sham-WoW dude arrested. God Bless the internet

thanks to the smoking gun....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

(he got into a fight with a prostitute, and then got arrested. The chick is laughing in the mug-shot).

apologies, as I do not have the power to post in "off topic."

I think this is motorcycle related by a thread...or shall i say c**t hair?

(it's 1:45 am, cut me some slack)
 

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Sham-larious!
 

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Re: Sham-WoW dude arrested. God Bless the internet

he looks so much better without make up
 

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Re: Sham-WoW dude arrested. God Bless the internet

Shlomi the money! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)


Welcome to Miami, Mr. Sham-Wow. Enjoy our tropical nightlife... and our psycho hookers.
 
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