[DontTellMom]

I get facebook invites to join all sorts of causes / events / etc all the time. They typically come from the same people, and I ignore them. Today I got one from a friend of mine who ISN'T one of those people, he said it was hilarious so I figured I'd check out the facebook page in support of http://www.lvlizard.com.

The description on the page said:

"If you're an attractive woman with large, fake breasts I have probably had sex with you, and if I haven't trust me one day I will get around to it. If you are a muscle bound roid freak I have probably gotten drunk and picked on you; not because I cant hold my own in a fight against you, but because I think its funny to yell strange, slurred obscenities at the top of my lungs and watch your face while you wonder who the hell this crazy little lizard is. If you're a cop then you have probably heard my name, and maybe even arrested me. If you own a Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley or any other exotic car there is a good chance that I sold it to you and an even better chance that I had sex in it before It was delivered to your front door. I say what I want, do what I feel, and and act in any way I please with no regard for anyone's feelings by my own."

At which point I decided I needed to visit the site...needless to say I got no work done today....oh well

 

[DontTellMom]

Don't tell me I'm the only one who thought this was funny....

 

[ASCSurveyor]

It's funny.

But the guy is an arrogant douche. That makes it un-funny to me. And not reavealing your real name an identity just makes it easier to lie. Thus = douche. If you're going to brag that you're all that and a bag of chips, and claim that you truly "don't care what people think", then balls-up and post your name and photo. Clearly nobody is a thread to this guy, in his view.

 

[DontTellMom]

Alright as long as I'm not the only one who thinks it's funny. Maybe you should go and post that over there for him to read, that may lead to an interesting, amusing dialogue

 

[ASCSurveyor]

Ok.

 

[ASCSurveyor]

Posted under the biography. What do I do next? :dontknow:

 

[DontTellMom]

Sit back and wait I guess....ha ha

 

[DontTellMom]

Looks like he bit...

http://www.lvlizard.com/about/lv-lizard-biography/

 

[ASCSurveyor]

He seems cool.

 

[nyc rugby]

My guess is that he saw how much money Tucker made between the book and the movie deal and is trying bullsh!t his way into a book deal, but that's just me.

 

[DontTellMom]

I think you just have to take it at face value, he's a guy with funny stories that he's willing to share. They give you a laugh and if he happens to make a few dimes in the process what's the harm?

 

[slawson3]

Looks like he bit...

http://www.lvlizard.com/about/lv-lizard-biography/

That was LOL funny! :laughing4:

Kudos to ASCS! :thumbsup:

 

[solidONE]

No need to playa' hate. Even if we don't know if he's for real or not.

 

[DontTellMom]

The friend who invited me to the facebook group said he shares 2 or 3 mutual friends with "the lizard" so I'm taking his word that he's legit...but even if he weren't I'd still read it because it's just plain funny.

 

[dan46n2]

That was LOL funny! :laughing4:

Yeah, up until the part about jesus coming back.

 

[solidONE]

Hahaha! You're a million bux, ASC.

I like his responses to Mike's posts. Dude might be cocky, but he's confident in a real way. Not in a 'my scholg is bigger than yours' way either. He didn't retaliate by slinging crap back either. Anybody faking it would have started a flame war after Mike's first post. I know I shouldn't, but I like this guy.

Young, confident, seems educated enough. Besides the boasting, he's quite a likable guy, so far.

I wanna see more.

 

[ASCSurveyor]

Hahaha! You're a million bux, ASC.

I like his responses to Mike's posts. Dude might be cocky, but he's confident in a real way. Not in a 'my scholg is bigger than yours' way either. He didn't retaliate by slinging crap back either. Anybody faking it would have started a flame war after Mike's first post. I know I shouldn't, but I like this guy.

Young, confident, seems educated enough. Besides the boasting, he's quite a likable guy, so far.

I wanna see more.

That's the thing. He writes very well. Better than most of the people who try and start arguments on here. Namely, moi.I still think he's an arrogant douche, but as you said, he's very confident and sure footed. That's worth something.

 

[solidONE]

That's the thing. He writes very well. Better than most of the people who try and start arguments on here. Namely, moi.I still think he's an arrogant douche, but as you said, he's very confident and sure footed. That's worth something.

He does write well, but not well enough to be a writer. Arrogant, yes but not douchey. At least not by my definition of a douche. He seems cocky, yet not offensive as a true "douche" behaves. Even under attack he does not take offense and does not retaliate or become offensive himself. That, my friends, is what I call "real" confidence. As opposed to... well..., I think ya'll get the picture. We've seen our share of true douches on SVR that I don't think I need to describe in detail the differences.

Alright, I'm going to get off this guys jock now... lol

Cool guy, I'd kick it with him.

 

[slawson3]

Dude has some funny stories but I suspect they're about as true as Penthouse Forum letters.

 

[DontTellMom]

I don't really think you can call the guy out without flying down and giving him the chance to prove it...either way the Penthouse Forum letters were worth reading even if only for entertainment value rather than realism.