Yesterday i was riding to work on my favorite back road on my old BMW. I was doing about 65 down a hill when I noticed a deer facing the other way in the middle of the road. he was parallel not across it. By the time I realized he wasn't going to move I grabbed my worthless front brake and even more worthless rear. As I got upon the still standing deer I realized he wasn't going to move,so I passed him on the right at about 15 or 20 ( I would have tried to stop but stll couldn't.) At that moment he zigged as I zagged and ran headlong into the bike throwing me off , with the deer landing on it's stomach (I watched sort of detached as this unfolded) then proceeded to get up and run in the direction he should have run in the first place. Headlight broken and valve cover scrapped, front fender cracked. I am sore on the side I fell but thats it, pretty funny in retrospect (but not to my wife)