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Oh this is friggen great!!!!

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"Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up."

"(317): I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt"

"(281): I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
(936): haha now u have to **** out ur bum"

Omg these are great lol
 
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