[branski]

 

[NeverEndingNinja]

I'd drive it.

 

[jbswear]

No. You can't put a chick in it with you. What's the point otherwise?

 

[SuperSmitty]

to know the answer i must drive it ;D

keys please

 

[silversx80]

No. You can't put a chick in it with you. What's the point otherwise?

Yes you can

 

[branski]

the cockpit is like a fighter jet, passenger sits directly behind the driver. so, yes, you can drive around with a hot chick

 

[SuperSmitty]

does it come with a hot chick?

that may add some bonus awesomeness points

 

[snatfinder]

Reacharound potential = maximum
roadhead potential = minimum

 

[jbswear]

Reacharound potential = maximum
roadhead potential = does not exist

the cockpit is like a fighter jet, passenger sits directly behind the driver. so, yes, you can drive around with a hot chick

Useless. If I can't put my hand on her, uh, thigh, what good is it?

 

[DarkMatter]

vote refusal.

no bacon option

 

[Verbal Kint]

Hot Girl...So, what kind of car do you drive?
Guy...That big metallic schlong over there.
Gay Guy...How YOU doing?

 

[branski]

Hot Girl...So, what kind of car do you drive?
Guy...That big metallic schlong over there.
Gay Guy...How YOU doing?

i dont believe it... Hot Girl in this scenario was actually hot enough to make Gay Guy start hitting on her? pics of Hot Girl or it didnt happen

 

[jbswear]

No no no...The gay guy jumped in and hit on the driver of the metallic schlong thingiy.

 

[branski]

looks like i should have added an option for "That car is gay-balls"

 

[Verbal Kint]

No no no...The gay guy jumped in and hit on the driver of the metallic schlong thingiy.

Yes. Driving a giant schlong is bad. Don't let your kids grow up to drive giant schlongs.


This message brought to you by the good people at...........

 

[kjkrow]

Yes. Driving a giant schlong is bad. Don't let your kids grow up to drive giant schlongs.

What if they want to drive the Wiener Mobile? Is that ok?

 

[snatfinder]

Useless. If I can't put my hand on her, uh, thigh, what good is it?

8' tall contortionist could still complete the roadhead feat.

Thus the chances of it happening being minimal.

 

[Verbal Kint]

What if they want to drive the Wiener Mobile? Is that ok?

Son of a.......

I forgot aboot the weinermobile. There is an exception to every rule. If presented with the chance to drive, or even ride in the weinermobile, take it.

I would love to drive that like a mad man, in rush hour traffic, cutting people off, and running them off the road, just so they could say "Yes Officer, I do have a description of the vehicle that ran me off the road. It was a huge weiner." ;D

 

[Trambo]

 

[kjkrow]

It kind of looks like this