[KrooklynSV]

So, I'm selling an old Ikea table with two chairs on Craigslist, which by itself isn't that interesting, but what is interesting was the email I got tonight for a potential buyer not showing up to look at them.

Hi KrooklynSV,

Has anyone come forward for your table and chairs?
I meant to stop by today, but I ended up spilling a bag of sugar all over the floor, and it has taken me until now to clean it all up. I still need to go get a mop, though.

Anyways, I am taking at least half a day off to clean up the mess, so if you are around during the day, I can stop by, or I can definitely stop in the evening if they are still available.

Hope I didn't make you wait in any ways this evening.

"Bob"

 

[nyc rugby]

WTF?

 

[JPL_SV]

One time I spilled a sugar packet in my truck and I had to use a sick day from work to get the mess cleaned up.

 

[cirsory]

vacuum cleaner anyone??

 

[KrooklynSV]

WTF?

That was my response after laughing hysterically. I really want to meet this guy now. ;D

 

[tcl]

I can't help but think that sugar is a euphemism for something. Does the table happen to have a glass or mirror top?

 

[KrooklynSV]

I can't help but think that sugar is a euphemism for something. Does the table happen to have a glass or mirror top?

No, it's a wooden table. That would be funnier if it was a glass top though.

 

[beancookie]

If you used a mop (and hence got the sugar all wet) would you create an even messier mess? Something's not right lol

 

[silversx80]

I know nothing about sugar but I once got in a flour fight with my GF a few months ago. We ended up spending the rest of the day in the bedroom.

 

[Ober]

Making up after making a mess is half the fun.

 

[PaPa-G]

So why wouldn't he just say something came up and he couldn't make it? Who really cares about his sugar dilemma?

 

[jbswear]

Some people just don't have an inner dialogue.

These are the people that you hate to work with. They never shut up and tell you about every little facet of their lives. I have one of those here.

No, it's not me, you pr!ck.

 

[Chilltake]

Interesting excuse he came up with. So heard anything more from this fella?

 

[KrooklynSV]

Interesting excuse he came up with. So heard anything more from this fella?

Yep. I think he's just a real interesting person. I'll find out if he ever comes over. ;D