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These are examples of excuse notes sent to school from student's parents.



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These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis School District.

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1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathethe sh!ts.
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.


And the public wants to know why teaching is such a tough job . . .
 

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These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis School District.
No they're not. Those are older than the internet; and they've been attributed to every school district.
 

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Most teachers don't, either. :dontknow:
My sister, brother-in-law, best friends wife, ex-girlfriend, and more are all teachers. They all have summer off UNLESS they want to coach soccer or teach summer school, for which they are paid extra.

They talk about how they have 6 hours of in class time and then have to grade papers on their own time. I'm not bashing teachers, but as I've told the ones i know numerous times, you get paid for 8 hours of work like everybody else when you are working, and then get summers off. I just dont buy their arguement.
 

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They talk about how they have 6 hours of in class time and then have to grade papers on their own time. I'm not bashing teachers, but as I've told the ones i know numerous times, you get paid for 8 hours of work like everybody else when you are working, and then get summers off. I just dont buy their arguement.
My GF makes more per hour than I do. She gets upset when I tell her that (I do frequently). They do have one point, though. I can take a p!ss nearly whenever I want, I get to go out for lunch, and I never bring my work home.
 

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Yep-my teacher nieghbor leaves after me going in , is home way before me in the evening and never has to work Sat, which I work every one. I can say however, I would not do his job for the chump change he makes here in NC.
 
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