Haha. This reminds me of the first time I rode a dirt bike (or any two wheeled internal combustion machine). I was about 17 or 18 and my brother-in-law let me ride his Suzuki DR650 dual sport. I had absolutely no experience at the time. I started off on a dirt road going down hill. I got nervous and forgot which lever was the brake and went straight into a ditch. I flipped over the handlebars and scraped the sh!t out of my shins. If anyone had filmed it, it would have been an instant internet classic as well. Fortunately for me, that was not the case.