Found this on the local craigslist. Economy must be bad right now...
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1087907968.html
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1087907968.html
just make it go YUT-UHHHHHH!Yut-Uhhhhh!
NAHHHHH!Gotta give him credit for trying!