[yakimushi]

I'm not sure what to make of this but in my gut I suspect it is real, and the people that made it are serious...

The Bike King and the Ten Commandments

 

[asus]

PRAISE JEEBUS....

does that mean the 10 commandments are available on CD now???

 

[slattmattery]

I think the best parts are when "God" gives him the CD, and the sunglasses he wears riding.

 

[asus]

I wonder if he had pre-marital sexual relations with the girl he met on the beach:nono:

 

[xbolloxx]

so god is a hawaiin.......... is that why it's so exspensive to travel there and is that lance bass as the grown up blind kid?

 

[xbolloxx]

ok so the ten commandments come in the form of a cd player CLEANING disk!!!!!!!!

 

[SpeedisaVirus]

Looks like a mormon flick...the kind where you find in those "family friendly" editted rental places in utah.

 

[slattmattery]

ok so the ten commandments come in the form of a cd player CLEANING disk!!!!!!!!

It's clearly meant to be inserted into the CD Drive of Humanity to purge our sins, which somehow relates to the protagonist ALSO being a "Bike King."

 

[QCSV]

Ghey how does he expect to praise jebus when him and his girl friend dont even wear helmets. if i see this movie at the movie store im going to throw it on the ground and stomp on it. i think bad movie should not be alowed to be made.

 

[locoblanco]

the kid didn't need a bike, he needed a pinball machine.


(ok, who's old enough to relate?- for that matter, who's old enough to know what a pinball machine is?)

 

[eteach01]

Looks like a mormon flick...the kind where you find in those "family friendly" editted rental places in utah.

Just saw an ad the other day for "The Missionary Treasure" ;D Say what you want, their nice neighbors.

 

[Bellicose42]

ATGATT

All The God All The Time, you don't need a helmet when god's got your back!

 

[NTJordan]

Woah! You found a limit to Gods powers! He cannot find actors to be in his low budge flicks!

Oh, and I am not that old, but that deaf dumb and blind kid sure played a mean pinball.