[Trambo]

This one is lovely. It's 99% a BS post, but still funny.

Linky

Excerpt, for when it gets flagged:

2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 - $3700 Firm - $3700 (HAMTPON ROAD)

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Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-20, 4:02PM EST



UP FOR SALE IS MY KAWSAKI NINJA 250 MOTOBIKE. IT GOTS ONLY 648 MILES ON IT. I'M DUN LERNING AND IM TRADING UP TO A HYABOOSA. SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT IM ASKING A LOT OF MONEY FOR MY MOTORBIKE BUT THEY ARE WRONG. THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THE STICKERS IVE PUT ON THIS BIKE. THEY HAVE SKULLS AND FLAMES AND THE SKULLS HAVE SPIKES ON THEM TOO. THERE TRICK YO. I DROPPED THE BIKE ONCE BUT ITS OKAY CUZ THE STICKERS COVER IT UP. ON TOP OF THE STICKERS I HAVE INVESTED ALOT OF $$$ IN TAX AND TAG FEES, AND I'VE PUT SEVERAL TANKS OF GAS INTO IT, SO I WANT TO GET AT LEAST $3700 FOR IT. $3700 FIRM! I SAID FIRM SO THAT MEANS YOU CANT WASTE MY TIME WITH ANY LOWBALL OFFERS! LOL K PEACE.




Location: HAMTPON ROAD
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1043242174

 

[raab02]

Somehow the 'busa one was more subtle and there for funnier. This one is just too out flamboyant to be real.

 

[Trambo]

When I got to the part about the stickers with "SKULLS AND FLAMES AND THE SKULLS HAVE SPIKES ON THEM TOO".... I actually LOL'd.

 

[J-Dog]

You'd think that if his stickers were so "trick", that he'd have posted some pics of them. I mean, dude, that's a major selling point right there.

I also LOL at anyone who thinks that tax, tags and title fees and gas should add to the value of a vehicle. Especially gas. I mean, I guess it's an upgrade. A temporary one at best. It upgrades the bikes status from "can't move" to "can move". That's some trick shyt right there yo!

 

[Trambo]

Soon to come: An ad parting out a wrecked "HYABOOSA".

 

[Jawn]

Somehow the 'busa one was more subtle and there for funnier. This one is just too out flamboyant to be real.

You haven't been to "Hamtpon Road" have you?

 

[raab02]

Ha, good call...sure haven't. I guess I should do a little research first.

 

[asus]

You haven't been to "Hamtpon Road" have you?

Yeah, I mean Liutas is from that area and he is about as flamboyant as they come;D

 

[raab02]

Zing!

At least no purple pants were featured in this ad...